Hey, kids. Do you like poems? What do you mean ",No",? Well, you'll change your tone when you read these. Get ready to receive a visit fr om the dreaded Docto r Doom who'll be making a house call to you armed with a big black bag full of ho r rid tasting medicines. You'll wish you were at school instead of home sick. Then poo r old Nana loses her knickers in the middle of the street a nd has to go chasing after them. A sugar-fuelled, sock-chewing goat is loose on its family boat, causing chaos, there's a terrifying ghost haunting a rickety old garden shed, then the distant hoot of an owl will fill the air as you drift away to the magic of the night.